blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion eater

vul. A racial slur for any elf or back to nature type. Highly insulting.

Iris: Here let me patch you up.
Grinder: Watch where yer' stickin' those fraggin' needles you pointy-eared dandelion eater.

by Jhonka December 21, 2003

danielson

1. A student in any form or fashion.
2. From the Karate Kid. Daniel studied Karate and was called Danielson by his teacher, Mr Miyagi.

You must try harder in order to get the poon, Danielson.

by Joe380 October 28, 2007

dandelion

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008

Danieling

When your mum says no fortnite after she wakes up from her nap and you drug her

Mum: after I wake up you better get off that game
Child: oh you won't wake up because I'm danieling you

by Phazze March 30, 2021

Doing a Danielson

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.

Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.

by Liarfish April 10, 2007