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DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).
by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003
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Brain Damage

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.
Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
by Fgyjt March 6, 2022
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Trollateral Damage

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.
"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"
by Reverend_Karl May 13, 2010
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thats alot of damage

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"
Now thats alot of damage.
by This is illegal September 6, 2018
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good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.
therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."
by weirdossss October 3, 2023
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Dababetes

A condition commonly found in young adolescents, who suffer from the urge to frequently "dab".

Side effects can include severe head and neck pain and annoyance of peers

Symptoms appear similar to Tourette's syndrome, which may lead to a misdiagnosis
Christian, are you smelling your armpit or is your dababetes acting up?
by Geronimo Jackson October 7, 2016
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THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more
Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018
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