An extinct species of large wolves that lived during the Ice Age, and a name for women who are 70 years and older who go hunting for younger men. While Puma covers the age range of late '20s to early '30s, Cougar for late '30s and early '40s, and Arctic Fox for post-menopause, Dire Wolf covers the age range of the truly elderly.
There's a Dire Wolf checking me out at the bar, maybe she'll buy me some drinks with her social security money.
I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
I hooked up with a Dire Wolf last night, and I think I broke her hip.
by mavra_chang June 30, 2010
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1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.
Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?
by loop zoop June 21, 2011
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Get the Dire Crowley mug.(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
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The seafood stew was rich and tasty at the time, but was probably the cause of the dire rear later that night.
by whopado March 14, 2012
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