(ˈDesp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.
by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 20, 2017
Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
Slowly (slo-il-e)
Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly
Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly
Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.
by Whyislife October 27, 2018
If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.
by Willsooty May 13, 2018
The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.
by PandaLance July 28, 2018
*Despacito 3 Found on Mars*
"There might be signs of Despacito on martian rocks" -says the CEO of Nasa.
"There might be signs of Despacito on martian rocks" -says the CEO of Nasa.
by Noscoperz October 04, 2018