Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

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Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

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cyrani • cyraniel • Cyanide • Cranium • cyanide and happiness • CRANIAL RECTOSIS • cyrano • Cranial • cranial rectal inversion • Cranial Flatulence

She's the love of my life, mahal if you're seeing this thank you for being my comfort person, you've helped me through some tough times without you knowing it, you're such a bright light in this world, I hope you know that I appreciate you more than you'll ever know, thank you for always being there for me. I'm so glad I met you, you make me the happiest person alive in this world! When I first met you I had no idea that i was gonna get this attached. As the days went by I could feel myself slowly falling inlove with you, I nonstop think about you from the moment i wake up and to the moment I fall asleep. I've talked and dated a couple people and trust me none of them made me feel the way you do. And I know for a fact that we are meant for each other, your smile literally changes my whole day. Just know that I will never let go of you, and my feelings will NEVER disappear, I promise :). I can't wait to marry you and have a happy family with you!! I love you always mahal ko <3 I will never give up on us.

-F
12.12.21

I love you cyraniel <333

by felicity<33 December 11, 2021

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