A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
by Zak May 03, 2003
A sad fuck of a person who has given in to the human tendency towards weakness. They have let bad experiences lead them to believe that bad is all there is in the world; thus blidning them to the good. Cynics like to justify their misery by stating that cynicism is a more realistic belief. But believing that the world is entirely, or mostly, bad is no more realistic than assuming the opposite.
Cynic: Love never lasts, it's all fake!
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
by Anachi Williams September 10, 2008
An annoying arse helmet douchenozzle that lurks on forums to try bother normal people. Cynics love homosexual acts, especially flamers. They think they are always right even when everyone else tells them they are wrong. They are different to try to draw attention, even if it makes them look like a dick. They are miserable and hate themselves, which is why they deprive themselves of alcohol which would porbably make them happy.
Cynic was a total douche.
by the-great-white-hunter November 22, 2010
by Desirae September 15, 2004
someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.
1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015
Poor Paul, he tired to go out and change the world. One trip to D.C. and he came back a cold hearted CYNIC
by Intelligence Malevolent March 18, 2011