cybernoob

An internet newb. In other words, Grandma Finds The Internet. Nowadays those people are extremely rare to find other than very young children and isolated aboriginal tribes. A cybernoob can also mean someone who can't even use a computer right.

I can't believe your homie fell for a Nigerian guy asking for money. Cybernoob to a whole new level. *claps slowly*

by PorcupineCanadian January 28, 2017

CyberPoseidon's kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities

The cyberposeidon's kiss is only for chosen few

by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018

cybertooth

Knows the internet and how to claw it's way through, even over 60 years of age.

My wife is like a cybertooth when it comes to extracting information from the internet from 1960 on...

by Cybertooth49 January 5, 2021

CyberHookah

When your degenerate ass can't bear to put down your vape for the 30 minutes it takes to charge, so you keep ripping that shit while it's plugged in. And by some miracle of vape engineering, the clouds are even fatter when it's suckling on that sweet electric teat.

I chainvape so hard, I can't even let my vape charge in peace. Gotta keep chasing those clouds, fam. Thank god for that CyberHookah life - letting me hit it harder than ever while it's charging. Who needs a social life or a fully-charged battery when you're a fiend for that nic juice?

by _______bruh_______ May 20, 2024