Cyberpunk'd

That feeling when you've dropped a 50 just before Christmas because you foolishly believed your shitty old Xbox One could do what those teaser trailers implied.

Me: "Oh boy! I can't wait to experience a living dystopian city that encapsulates the height of technology juxtaposed with the moral decline of Western civilisation!"
Ashton Kutcher: "YES! You just been Cyberpunk'd!"

by Mister Drigg December 19, 2020

Cybercunting

The act by malware programs posing as (often horny) females of luring horny men with IM convos promising access to webcam peepshows, in order to ultimately obtain credit card information, like a computerized vaginal Venus flytrap.

Sam: Why did this hot girl just start randomly IMing me about how she can let me see her webcam for free?
Katye: That's not actually a girl, it's just some malware cybercunting, to get your credit card info.

by Soviet_Nabisco October 29, 2010

cybercuddle

To pretend to cuddle, over long distances. Used between long-distance couples or friends on facebook, or im, or texting, or emailing, or just plain talking on the phone. Used to comfort or console someone, to show affection or appreciation, or any reasons one would cuddle out of the virtual world.

I had a terrible day today.
Aw, I'm sorry... *cybercuddle*

by aelis July 1, 2009

Cyberhunter

A guy who only dates girls online or girls he never has intentions of meeting but spends money on her and often jack off to her pictures

tolu is a cyberhunter he should get a life

by tommywizzie March 23, 2017

cyberclutz

A person who tries to use the Internet for accessing desired information, idle enjoyment or discovering new and different facets of the world but is unable to manage this feat because of either an inability to use a computer, simple stupidity or a given combination of these two qualities.

We all know at least one cyberclutz.

by ninthfiddle April 4, 2009

cyberpunk

a literary genre that has nothing to do with the Matrix, being cool, or anime. it's a subgenre of sci-fi in which there is strong sense of helplessness, misery, dystopic ideals and loss of morality and/or humanity. corporations control the lives of their workers and reside in microcosms dictated by the status quo

blade runner, dark city and (to some extent) judge dredd & johnny mneumonic are examples of the genre.

by Jessica Williams April 29, 2005

Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.

Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac

by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008