Cripping Out

When your "chilling" so hard that the word "chilling" just doesn't cut it!

Oh man i am cripping out soo hard, i havent moved in 4 hours

by Apl Bags May 22, 2011

CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.

Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."

by Vixtellion April 11, 2017

crippling depreston

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

clipping nail

performing a mundane yet necessary task such as washing dishes or sleeping

Shuby: "If you need me, I'll be clipping nail."

by s0urgasoline February 1, 2020

crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020