Crushes with benefits (CWB) a relationship between two people that have romantic feelings but aren't ready to or unable to date but still are flirty with one another.
by J.J1507 January 31, 2024
Get the Crushes With Benefits (CWB) mug.The acronym for Culture Wars Brain Rot, a chronic neurological disorder that distorts one's perception of reality and makes them believe that the entire world revolves around culture wars.
The afflicted develop a habit of compulsively bringing up topics such as "SJWs", "alt-right", "feminism", "fascism", "white supremacist", "Islamists" or "antifa" in the middle of conversations about something entirely different. The disorder is usually accompanied by a social media addiction, a belief in one or more conspiracy theories such as ones about 'the patriarchy' or 'post-modern neo-marxists', an inability to distinguish between Twitter and real-life, and a toxic relationship with one's parents. In fact, a common way to develop CWBR is to base one's politics around the hatred of one's own parents.
Most often encountered online and on University campuses. In spite of their vocal online presence, CWBR sufferers only make up a negligible proportion of the population.
The afflicted develop a habit of compulsively bringing up topics such as "SJWs", "alt-right", "feminism", "fascism", "white supremacist", "Islamists" or "antifa" in the middle of conversations about something entirely different. The disorder is usually accompanied by a social media addiction, a belief in one or more conspiracy theories such as ones about 'the patriarchy' or 'post-modern neo-marxists', an inability to distinguish between Twitter and real-life, and a toxic relationship with one's parents. In fact, a common way to develop CWBR is to base one's politics around the hatred of one's own parents.
Most often encountered online and on University campuses. In spite of their vocal online presence, CWBR sufferers only make up a negligible proportion of the population.
Things that CWBR sufferers would say:
"Labour lost the election because of their SJW platform"
"Elizabeth Warren is literally the Hermione Granger of this election!"
"Sargon is nice, he just likes a lot of bad policy."
"Men are just children who can kill you"
- Hey does anyone know a good book about the concept of utopias?
- The SJW region's utopia is not socialist. In its utopia white males are slaves.
- Okaaay... *slowly walks away*
- Out of arguments? Another day, another libtard owned.
- I'm not American. I don't owe you anything. Don't bomb my country and then tone police me when I call out your bullshit political system.
- Being educated about your toxic masculinity isn't tone policing.
"Labour lost the election because of their SJW platform"
"Elizabeth Warren is literally the Hermione Granger of this election!"
"Sargon is nice, he just likes a lot of bad policy."
"Men are just children who can kill you"
- Hey does anyone know a good book about the concept of utopias?
- The SJW region's utopia is not socialist. In its utopia white males are slaves.
- Okaaay... *slowly walks away*
- Out of arguments? Another day, another libtard owned.
- I'm not American. I don't owe you anything. Don't bomb my country and then tone police me when I call out your bullshit political system.
- Being educated about your toxic masculinity isn't tone policing.
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Used to label a group of wierdos who have an interest in anthro's, RPs, and anime.
Used to label a group of wierdos who have an interest in anthro's, RPs, and anime.
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Ryan: Bro I heard Amber (Tom’s girlfriend) hooked up w Jackson last night at the party.
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Tom: Well, cwbi. Ain’t the first time she’s cheated.
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