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Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.
Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
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Cuzzied Up

Originally created by Joslyn Davis and Emile Ennis Jr. of Clevver News, the expression is a combination of "Cozied Up" and "Cuddled Up".
"Ryan posted the most adorable photo of him and Blake all cuzzied up by the fire."
by quesadillo April 18, 2019
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Cuzzy Wuzzy

by cookiemonster_22 November 1, 2010
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cuzzied up

to be cozy and cuddling.

Created by Emile and Joslyn on Clevver New’s ‘Rumor Patrol’.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look all cuzzied up in the photo.
by delizus April 17, 2019
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ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!
while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie
by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005
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Cuzzy Bro

A typical Young Asian(Indian) from the urban districts of England.

Certain features stand out with in them.

The hair cut of which resolves round a grade 1 on the sides and some hair left upon top.

The black plastic coat of which looks like a bin bag.

And the all black adidas shoes of which are the model (PT)

They also speak within a way of which cannot be understood by Educated society

Cuzzy 1: Yeerrss cuzzy. were did you get them Pt's from?
Cuzzy 2: Blurd there my pt's yaknow, gonna have to find ya self another pair
by lJh94l November 23, 2010
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Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.
Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!
by Sabre Z September 20, 2004
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