Cuntfaced

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.

U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.

by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

cuntface

a stupid bastard not even worthy of knowing his own name

man the boss is a cuntface

by tamahau February 11, 2003

catfacery

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.

(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*

by Noeda May 25, 2010

Cuntface

A cuntface is someone who is extremely ugly but a cunt with it

Jimmy: Oi Andy you are one massive cuntface

by Daniel_Thunder October 9, 2017

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

cuntface

A person who's personality is so worthless, their face has taken on the shape of a vagina.

"Hi Amrei, maybe we can go cheer for Bush today."
"No Jenny, go away. You are such a stupid cuntface."

by Amrei and Jenny January 6, 2007

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.

This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER

by mikels June 10, 2007