Carmudgeon

A carmudgeon is a grumpy, cantankerous old man.

Frank Barone would be aptly described as a Carmudgeon.

by An Old 49er September 11, 2010

Carmudgeon

A bad tempered driver that usually calls other drivers to acquire road rage. Usually travels slow the fast lane.

After several seconds of missed opportunities, I began to pass the slow car in the right lane when they refused to move into the right lane themselves. That freaking carmudgeon began to speed up and shaking his crusty old fist at me. I cut him off leaving him in my dust.

by Kno' the Consequence August 21, 2013

curmudgeon

a sucker of happiness

I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.

by anon1010101010101010101 March 2, 2011

Curmudgeon

Bernie Sanders

Grandpa has always been a resembled the curmudgeon Bernie Sanders when we tell him to comb his hair.

by vikinghorde November 14, 2015

curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015

cuntmudgeon

A whining cunt

Shutup Tom and stop whining you fuckin cuntmudgeon!

by Puffalicious July 9, 2014

metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010