Rivers Cuomo

my rock idol

dude rivers is the coolest

by cheesepantz A.K.A sportf4600 January 1, 2004

Cuomosexual

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.

Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.

by Paczki12 March 7, 2021

Cuoppee

Cuoppee is the combination of cum poop and pee.

Person1: Umm I need help my Cuoppee sock just hissed at me
Person2: Why the fuck did you put cum poop and pee in the same sock and just kept it?!?
Person1: I DON’T KNOW JUST HELP ME KILL IT

by 🐝 vs 🌽 May 2, 2020

cuozzo

just shawn mendes'style when he was in his fetus era, like cringe hats or glasses

(this is by Italian mendesarmy don't take ua seriously, is just for fun, we love shawn especially when he's cuozzo)

"sembri un cuozzo con quegli occhiali"

you look cuozzo with those glasses

by mendesarmy5 August 8, 2021

Cuomo

To engage in unwanted sexual advances

That creep totally cuomo’ed his secretary when he kissed her on the lips.

by The Angry Asian March 1, 2021

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

by silh0uette May 28, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

by . March 9, 2003