cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

by alfman July 6, 2008

cuntorous

an old woman cunt...a more mature way of calling an older woman a cunt. hence the word orous..as in tyrannosorous..hinting that she is ancient just like the dinosaurs

Drive faster cuntorous!

by Crisitan October 28, 2007

cunthorse

A really annoying person who pisses you off 24/7

Go away you cunthorse!

by theretardthatyoulove May 7, 2016

Cuntore

someone who is a cunt and a whore

lala is a such a cuntore she got with my boyfriend.

by ayeitsreebs May 6, 2014

cuntorsion

This act normally occurs during heterosexual intercourse performed in the "reverse cowgirl" position, but can occur in the midst of other positions. While the man's penis is inside the woman and she moves too far one way (typically towards the man's feet), causing an outstretched, uncomfortable sensation for the man.

Mike 2: Me Julie was riding me reverse cowgirl last night and gave my dick a serious case of cuntorsion the way she was movin.

Mike 1: Weird, that never seems to happen to me...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Cuntort

Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.

Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.

by fathermike April 19, 2018

cuntfortable

Person who is comfortbale with those who use the word cunt

I'm cuntfortable with this cunt. He's a good cunt from waaaay back.

by Stu Neighbour September 26, 2007