CustomPayload

coolest mf who walks the earth and codes cool rat man

You are such a custompayload
I love people who are custompayload#
I'm rented to custompayload

by Xeltic February 13, 2023

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004

Jenn Curbstomp

With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.

Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-

by Catheeeeee. January 10, 2010

Cuntsomer

A cunt of customer

He was such a cuntsomer!!!!

by Lofu February 22, 2011

cantstoptexting

When you are addicted to staring at your phone waiting for a text response from someone so you can text back like a gunslinger at high noon you have an addiction called cantstoptexting.

Even at work i cantstoptexting my friends because we live in a society where it is uncool to disconnect from what's going on even for 5 minutes.

by HighMaintenance68 May 2, 2016

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010