cuntsuck

Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.

Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"

by Huexiong September 7, 2008

cuntsack

Refering to the sack of fury held up in a womans panties between her legs. Do not get confused with the cameltoe. A cuntsack is the whole burrito.

"dude i pulled her pants off and she had a crazy lookin cuntsack"

by T Roy April 22, 2006

cuntsmacker

Originated by the Lahs, a cliquey couple of fine ladies, "cunt smacking", is to smack ones vagina.

"Betty, I'm a cuntsmacker. Let's have some fun!"

by erinlah January 6, 2008

Cuntsticks

A stick for inserting up the cunt. A dildo.

Have you seen this great new cuntstick it's got nodules and it vibrates and twirls!!!

by M July 30, 2003

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

cuntback

is when you return an unopened bottle to from where you bought it after it is used as a dildo

cuntback a.k.a. dildo with bottle

by thegrinch1999 January 28, 2014

cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.

That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.

by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007