cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.

Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.

by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010

cuntrification

To add cuntrifical force to anything.

The cuntry is subject to cuntrification if its' majority are cunts.

by Gringoy September 14, 2007

Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

cutefication

- v. - to engage the process of becoming cute, adding to or enhancing already existing cuteness

Commence with the cutefication as we have acquired a target worth pursuing.

The impending bathing suit season has triggered my natural cuteification insticts, so I've decided to start jogging again!

by Rakshakari March 8, 2010

Huntification

To make something ordinarily easy and well known really confusing and hard to understand.

Mrs. Hunt Just Huntified that algebra problem!!! RUN! (Huntification)

by Mrs. Hunts Favorite student May 25, 2009

Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007