cumdoublestab

This is where you get your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, then get both guys to cum in your girlfriends eye. You need to sit on the couch for the duration of this event, wondering why you had to perform this technique.

OMG my girlfriend just got cumdoublestabbed by 3 guys. Is it me ? Do i SUCK ?

by wiqd January 21, 2009

Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Cuntdolences

Sympathy bestowed upon a friend who has been taken advantage of by a cunt.

My deepest cuntdolences to you, John, on losing Rita.

by Kalla D'mont November 11, 2012

Cuntwobble

That horrendous moment when you've been a cunt, and it felt right at the time, then you have that creeping oh my fucking god, can I stand by this or should I start being really nice to them

We know, and I know xxx is a knobsack but I've got a cuntwobble about telling yyy that

by Sue Sutherland September 8, 2018