Cuntcanoe

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010

cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.

1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!

by qinsanep March 19, 2015

Cuntaphile

the name given to someone who likes to behave like a cunt, do cuntish thinks, to be an all round cunt, say cunt alot

i am a cuntaphile, stop being a cuntaphile, your are such a cuntaphile

by the king of cuntish behaviour March 18, 2009

Cuntapaloosa

A place where the females out number the males at least 7/1. No less. But plenty more allowed

This party has become an official Cuntapaloosa

by jbrenlor November 22, 2009

Cuntsap

The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.

Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro

by HawkenIV August 9, 2013

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003