cumblock

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.

beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain

by kyle m July 16, 2003

cuntblower

A mean selfish person, similar to asshole

Stop being such a cuntblower and give me a ride Sam!

by Colin Suehler February 21, 2007

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

cunt block

basically its when a girl is dying to get with a dude and her dumbass bitch of a friend comes up and tells the dude to watch out cause she has the HIV (insert STD here).

"Man Johnny was looking good last night and then bitch ass Sara Ann comes up and tells him that I am great in bed but to watch out for my anal warts. That bitch just cunt blocked me."

by M. Sullivan January 26, 2008

Cuntcock

An over sized clitoris ranging in size to resemble a penis.

Also used as a slang...Ex: " Yo breh, i think my girl has a cuntcock." or "Breh stop being such a cuntcock".

"Damn gyrl, my cuntcock itches"
"Yo dude, you're being a giant cuntcock"
"Breh, stop being such a cuntcock!"

by The notorious brehs August 13, 2009

cuntlicker

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.

That cuntlicker just cut me off!

by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003

cuntbucket

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.

Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?

by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010