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cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.
Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.
by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016
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cuntastic221

An abusive piece of shit who thinks women should have to do everything he says on MMORPGs.
Cuntastic221 manipulated an innocent women because he thinks the world revolves around him.
by Shadowbtch July 26, 2021
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cuntastic

Definition If you think cunt is derogatory: Term used when someone is being bitchier than usual. Someone going out of their way to be a super bitch
Definition non-derogatory: a chick with a fantastic bedroom performance. A chick with Bomb pussy. An Awesome person.

(The way i see it, cunt should not be considered derogatory anymore. If you think about it, it never should have been considered bad. A Cunt is a vagina, and vaginas are really good, beautiful, and magical things. So being a cunt should be positive not negative)
Derogatory: you are being a super cuntastic bitch right now.

What's up with your cuntastic attitude today?

Non-derogatory:

that chicks pussy is super cuntastic!
your cuntastic!
by ghettoprincess562 July 4, 2015
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cuntanism

how a female acts during there period. when finding out you cheated on themnot paying child support on timemeaning cara in PIG latin!!!!!!!
cuntanism,cuntanism,cuntanism need i say any more
by brassballs February 9, 2008
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Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

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Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.
Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.
by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012
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Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic
Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!
by Texan Tile November 10, 2010
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Cuntlantis

A magical place under water that is filled with mermaids that are ready to fuck
Bruh, I went to Cuntlantis yesterday and was drownin in mermaid pussy
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
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