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cuntery

The actions of someone who is being a cunt. Unfair actions towards their friends. And as well as their narcissistic tendencies to never apologize for anything, ever.
"Wow! What a cunt. I can't believe their cuntery."
by -The Awesome Person! March 25, 2022
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cunnerman

A derogatory term for a dirty person. Used primarily in northeastern Pennsylvania. Originally derived from the family name "Counterman", who are notoriously dirty. Other forms include "Cudderman" and "Cud"
Stop being such a cunnerman and clean up your shit.
by BushLover June 26, 2005
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Cannery

Used in the Dominican Republic as a way to describing something rad.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.

It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.
"That's cannery"

"Yo, that's so cannery"
by jeanisimo March 30, 2017
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Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
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Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
by Van Wampler February 25, 2008
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Connery

crazy, wild, silly, doesn't care at all! super wierd in a hilarious, knock-your-socks off way! loyal and protective, is still a 3-year-old in so many ways, loves friends more than anything!! is a dinosaur pirate superhero :)
dude, Connery was so funny last night!
did you see Connery? haha, she's adorkable!
Connery, i love you!!
by StitchGurl October 22, 2010
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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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