Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops

by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

cumbrain

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies

Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer

by Editamio March 14, 2022

C.V.P. CUMTAINER

The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"

My step-sister was late to the kids birthday party because she was in an C.V.P. cumtainer

by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021

cumtainer

A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.

- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.

by PapaPeller January 24, 2014

Cumbrain

1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.

1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?

by FunkDaBeat October 3, 2014

Cumtrail

In the act of where your male partner, ejaculates on your ankle, and you allow it to dry, then scrape it off with a credit card, and snort it.

I let Aaron perform a cumtrail on me and it was the most arousing thing I have ever experienced.

by Sassypants68 July 27, 2022

Cumbrain

A guy who is ignorant/nescient, who didn’t get a joke and took it very offensively

Person 1: That bitch a queer!
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE! I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND CANCEL YOU!
Person 1: Woah it was a joke you cumbrain

by Bordellr March 11, 2020