A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.
"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."
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When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022
Get the Humpty Cumpty mug.A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!
I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.
AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.
(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."
"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."
AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.
(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."
"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."
by cuestastudentandproudofit October 12, 2011
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by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009
Get the Cumster mug.Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
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