Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.
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Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
by Icky Thump January 2, 2009
Get the Splat cumshot mug.Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 19, 2011
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The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.
Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
Get the cumshootin mug.When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006
Get the cumshot put mug.a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse April 4, 2009
Get the self-inflicted cumshot mug.To ejaculate. Typically on a part of the body. For example, on the face (i.e. facial), in the mouth, on the breasts, on the legs or buttocks. Some fetishes even shown 'cumshots' on leather boots. Cumshots typically refer to a male ejaculating on a female but also include ejaculation on another male, inanimate objects, animals, or simply into the air (the cum falls where it may). The cumshot is very popular in pornography perhaps due to its explicit sexual nature which excites many.
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