cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

cupster

A person who collets cups, mugs, buckets or similar. The object has to have the ability to store a liquid.

"Yeah, Chad is a cupster, today he is in a flower pot mood"

by lxvander July 11, 2021

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

Cumforter

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

by icwish February 11, 2010

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

by composterous inc November 19, 2009

Copposter

Any person who drives a white car of the same make and model as the local law enforcement, thereby causing fellow motorist to hit their brakes before they realize its just another civiilan

I was doing 90 down the freeway and had to hit my brakes becasue I ran up on a cop, then I realized it was just a copposter.

by Genghis April 25, 2003