cumpoo

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

by SniperWolf March 16, 2004

compoopturd

a shitty computer that goes slow all the time and pisses you off.

dude, this compoopturd is pissing me the fuck off.

by fucktard3000 December 4, 2010

Compoop

A term for a laptop; a shitty computer

"Hold on, I'm switching to my compoop."
"I just bought an Alienware compoop!"

by Toshiba Laptops March 30, 2015

Cumpop

Similar to an icepop but made of frozen cum.

Blimey mum its baking in the garden.. Can I have a cumpop to cool down......??

by Henry V111 September 21, 2009

Cumpoopsplosion

An explosion of both poop and cum.

Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

by Riley69420 June 9, 2020

Cumpoopie

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.

I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.

by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022

cumpoot

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

by AdamRehab May 27, 2018