A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
by owiessegs March 5, 2011
Get the Cumpingmug. by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016
Get the Cumpingmug. The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.
by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014
Get the Cumpedmug. A well known whore
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster
Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster
Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.
by Jersey Filth February 7, 2019
Get the Cumpmug. A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.
Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!
by Cole! October 21, 2008
Get the Cumpmug. by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR1 June 19, 2011
Get the cumpmug. by Carnage44 April 22, 2008
Get the Cumpmug.