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Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
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Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
by Chief BT March 12, 2010
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Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!
Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.
Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.
Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
by domieffect October 29, 2017
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by stalinfarts October 25, 2019
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Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023
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