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To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

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comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!
comfuck by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

Cumtucky Backfire

A sexual act involving nutting inside the vagina at the same time as she queefs, blowing the cum back all over the male’s genitals.
Danielle timed up a powerful queef and gave Joe a Cumtucky Backfire that required a lot of tissues to clean up.
Cumtucky Backfire by Goochie Gang November 17, 2019

Cumbucket 

Equivalent to "cum depository" meaning someone full of ejaculate because they are a slut.
Dude, that cumbucket has nailed like seventeen guys this semester.
Cumbucket by Sam Fryer March 30, 2004

cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.
Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!
cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

Cumsuckle 

Special ingredient at Taverna
“Hey Jose, go in the bathroom and make a quart of Cumsuckle for family meal”.
Cumsuckle by Quentin Tarentino August 8, 2020