Cumfest

as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack

your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest

you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now

you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!

by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.

Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.

by ketanD February 1, 2018

cumbeer

It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.

Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.

by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Cumweed

When the outside smells like cum. Very strong sent of salt and chlorine

Dude do you smell that? Smells like cumweed

by Dirtynonnie June 11, 2018

Cumpeelitis

!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!

Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.

"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"

by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023

Cupfeel

How a cup or mug feels in your hands taking several factors into account(how many fingers can fit through the mugs handle, how the shape of the mug or cup feels in your hand while holding it, weight of the mug, etc.)Kind of like mouthfeel but for cups.

“This mug is my favorite for drinking coffee because it has such a good cupfeel.”

by Anonymous479 September 12, 2023

cumfreak

Female who loves cum/sperm/semen/ejaculate.

Female who loves to perform oral sex and eat the cum. Loves to have cum on her face, neck, breasts, etc.

I'm telling you, my new girlfriend is damned cumfreak!

by D January 12, 2004