jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

by Bexol December 17, 2014

chambering

Same as "Hotbox"; Smoking weed in a car with the windows rolled up.

We rolled up the windows and was chambering.

by A-Nastee January 9, 2008

Cumbridge

When a male blows his load onto two boobs connecting the nipples with one line of cum.

I cumbridged the shit out of her

by Chay Rarales October 10, 2011

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Owen-Comering

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.

Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall

by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.

If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld

by Seng@ December 30, 2019

Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.

I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010