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cumberbatch

An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
by Toprameneesha February 23, 2014
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Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014
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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.
Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.
by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015
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cumberbatch

a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
by cumberbitch1 November 8, 2010
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cumberbitches

People who are fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch
we are his fans!!, the cumberbitches!!
by ratmojo September 22, 2013
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Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.
I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.
by scoresman July 4, 2016
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