shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

by Yeti Vendetti November 13, 2021

Cute-cumber

When you’re on a diet and still want the girthy noms! GET YOU SOME CUTE-CUMBER!

I dont want Rangoon, get me some Cute-cumber!

by MS.M-R January 14, 2021

Cumber Collective

The false fandom name for fans of Benedict Cumberbatch. The name fans use who are too embarrassed to use the correct term, Cumberbitches. This falsification of dedication for the amazing Benedict Cumberbath by using this incorrect name shows that they really aren't that big of fans in the first place.

Did you say you were part of the Cumber Collective? You can leave now, we don't want your kind here. The Cumberbitches have spoken.

by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown December 26, 2013

Cumber Sunday dinner

The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi

Can’t wait for me grannie to make me a cucumber Sunday dinner

by Matty Ayre April 7, 2020

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.

"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"

by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009