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Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

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Cum cocktail 

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

Cum cocktail by Monsieur C January 16, 2014

Cum cocktail 

A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.

Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."

Cum cocktail by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009

cum cocktail 

On New Year's Eve, the practice of rewarding the resident little girl with a champagne glass filled with the men's semen from the day. At midnight, she should drink the cocktail while the said men cum on her naked or partially clad body. If the child is of age, she should take a shot of Absenthe after downing the cum, after which she would be subjected to countless gangbangs from her boyfriends.

Melissa was standing in the center of the living room, waiting for midnight to come. She was dresed in black lingerie that exposed her pussy and nipples. At midnight, she drank down the cum cocktail, as twenty loads began exploding all over her body.

cum cocktail by MariaLu January 16, 2008

Cum-cocked 

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

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