cucumbersexpirot

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011

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slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005

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cucumbersprite2.0

a mentally ill instagram meme account admin with intense mommy issues.

omg guys cucumbersprite2.0 is also fatherless

by juniper34 May 28, 2022

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CUCUMBERSUM

Fear of Cucumber or variant of Cucumber related food

e.g Pickle

You are Cucumbersum.

My cat is super Cucumbersum!

by Roc0Bama August 2, 2023

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CUCUMBERSUM

Fear or scared of Cucumbers

This person is Cucumbersum.

Bro you must be Cucumbersum.

Bro if you are Cucumbersum. You don't want to open the vegetable drawer. There are Cucumbers in there!

by Roc0Bama August 7, 2023

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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

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