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to crucify

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 8, 2013
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crucifixion

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
by jesster79 February 21, 2005
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Crucisuxion

Getting head while your back is to the wall and your arms and legs are in the position that someone being nailed to a cross would be in
Friend 1: What did you do last night

Friend 2: Dude, I got a crucisuxion in the bathroom. It was pretty awsome.
by Cordozar MacQuilligan March 1, 2010
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Crucial Dimer

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.
Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????
by Big C-Money January 16, 2011
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caucigger

A white person who is down with black people without attempting to act black themselves. It is a term of endearment but should still never be used by white people as it could evoke an unintended racial misunderstanding.

Opposite of a whigger
Tyrese: Yo white boy, you got the answers for next weeks test?
Colt: Yeah man, in fact, here are the answers for the rest of the semester
Tyrese: Ohhh shit, you my caucigger!
by tokyotapes December 13, 2009
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Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"
by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017
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crucify the savior

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.
Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!
by GabrielSix August 21, 2005
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