A rather overrated tv show that someone lots of people like despite having the shallowest plotlines of any television. The average episode is like this: Someone dies, Crime scene people examine the corpse, someone makes a witty remark about the death, they find some suspects, they interrogate the person with the same dialogue they used the previous episode, the person admits to somehow not kill-but-in-the-same-time killed the person, then they find the real culprit and rinse and repeat for 12 fucking straight seasons! Honestly, how can a show last for 12 years using the same copy paste story every single goddamn episode!
Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
A typical episode of CSI:
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
by Deadmojo October 18, 2018
An excellent television show put out by CBS, that has just finished its fifth season. It follows the cases (and sometimes, personal lives) of a group of forensic scientists...whose jobs are actually just an amalgam of careers found in the real world. But it's still really good.
Bob: Oh. My. God. Did you see last night's episode of CSI?
Susie: I totally did! I thought Greg was going to cry! He's so emo sometimes.
Bob: Yeah, it was awesome.
Susie: I totally did! I thought Greg was going to cry! He's so emo sometimes.
Bob: Yeah, it was awesome.
by Kie-chan May 26, 2005
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, a pretty solid prime time drama series that has its ups and downs. In its fourth season right now, the show has spun off two TV shows, CSI: Miami which is in its second season and CSI: New York, coming out this fall, two PC games, and even a board game.
According to CBS, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is the most watched drama. The statement is also backed by TV ratings.
by angelfish April 28, 2004
I was on the phone with Microsoft's CSIs for 4 hours trying to reinstate "OMFG PWN MY BALLS" my gamertag.
by ScottyQ October 24, 2007
Crime Scene Investigation (often refering to the television show)
Found on shirts, hats, etc: Certified Sex Instructor (like FBI: Federal Bureau of Investigation - Female Body Inspector)
Found on shirts, hats, etc: Certified Sex Instructor (like FBI: Federal Bureau of Investigation - Female Body Inspector)
ex1: did you see the new episode of CSI last night?
ex2: I bought a new shirt this weekend that says CSI
ex2: I bought a new shirt this weekend that says CSI
by shortygurl August 03, 2007
CSI (Cat Smack International) is a degenerate group of pricks who abuse animals and put the videos online. They need to get a life.
by Cat Kitty Pet October 22, 2007