Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.

Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!

by MEGA FAIL OWNAGE CRYSIS TARD June 22, 2011

crysis machine

A $3000 PC made just to run Crysis the graphically awesomest game ever.

My friend just got a Crysis machine and an HDTV with surround sound for more money than what you're worth, then forgot to get Crysis.

by azncompfreak January 28, 2008

Crysis rating

The rating a computer has for running the highly graphically intensive game, Crysis.

Drew:This computer is the world's most advanced computer!
Bill: The Crysis rating is medium, most likely.

by ZDG June 29, 2008

crysis rage

the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bloody death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager

what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage

by THEULTIMATEFLUBBYBEAST June 23, 2011

Crysis 3

The third entry in Crytek’s Crysis series, known for being extremely variable in terms of quality having the worst nosedive in quality ever seen during the second half of the game. This has made fans coin the nickname, “identity Crysis”. 6/10 stop playing once you see the big alien dude

“Yo bro have you played Crysis 3?”
“Yeah, I stopped after the big alien dude, game got shitty after that”
“Bruh, good call”

by Pig Bukkit November 18, 2020

Can it run Crysis?

a popular question asked on many PC hardware forums. When a person builds a computer he/she wants to know if it can run the most graphical advanced game of our time - Crysis. So a topic is made and the persons PC specs are posted for others to review.

Subject : Can it run Crysis?

Message Description: Hey ya'll. I recently built my dream computer with my newegg wishlist. I want to know it can run Crysis on MAX. Here are the specs:

insert PC specs here

by - LinkIsSpartan April 30, 2011

pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016