cuntmuffin

An annoying mexican. Typically one that thinks shes hot, but in reality, a fat whore.

she is being such a cuntmuffin!

by personthatliveshere October 20, 2008

Cuntmuffin

This is a word defining either an insult to another being or a big mountain biking ramp!

You Cuntmuffin

Lets go ride the cuntmuffin

by leeway January 15, 2006

Cuntmuffin

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

by Gowzord April 2, 2008

Crudamuffin

A word used to prevent swearing

"I forgot my book, crudamuffin!"

by Nuttz August 3, 2015

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cuntmuffin

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls

Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin

by Tupper December 29, 2007