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crushbait

Young, cute men, as those found in boy-bands such as BTS, who cause young girls' and (some) boys' hearts to go aflutter...WARNING: Swoon Danger!
***SIGH***
N.B. Could, theoretically, also be applied to girl-bands.
You never know where you stand with these crushbait beaus – just like the dating experience in today’s urban jungles, overgrown with the choking, strangling fears of commitment: indeed, this is the common thread, the leitmotif that runs through the song-stories and ballads of all their hit tunes.
by Pen-Dragon June 11, 2022
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cashbackattack

the release of the build up of rage, shortly after you are told you need to spend more money to be able to receive cashback.
cashier: "sorry, you have to spend over £5 to get cashback"
guy: "aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" (*throws packets of sweets at cashier)
cashier: "geez, dont have a cashbackattack!"
by reverend_jt August 17, 2010
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Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.
"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."
by Bojan June 26, 2008
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cashback

when you remember you owe someone money or that he owe you
roger: so how about the basketball game last night with that Jane
jack: I don't know it was kind of la.. wait a sec.. cashback I remeber you owe me 50$
roger : shit, I still had a good run
jack : Oh sorry I totally cashbaked I owe you 20$ for a year now
roger:right.. LOLED
by Jacoob27 March 16, 2009
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Crushtache

a drink colored moustache you get from drinking Crush
"Derek and Rodrick used to always have crushtaches when they were kids."
by zerk January 13, 2007
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crushtache

A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."

2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
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crushtachtomer

A crushtachtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. A cross between the crushtomer and the crustache, a crushtachtomer is a real gem.
"Oh jeez, I just helped the cutest guy, he is my crushtachtomer."

"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
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