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crash test yummy

In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.
Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.
by LegalMonet December 22, 2007
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Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.
She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.
by artwolf September 20, 2011
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crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021
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Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
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crushtastic

A girl who is so fantastic and wonderful that you absolutely must have a crush on her even though you have no chance and she is way out of your league.
"Hey you know that girl Ana who works at the doctor's office? She is so crushtastic. I have been crushing on her forever"
by tumama December 19, 2013
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crushiest

The epitome of being crushy. Having the characteristics of one who many of the opposite sex find crush-worthy.
Son of a Pope, that guy/girl is the crushiest!

Andy M is the crushiest man alive!
by Andy M September 4, 2003
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