Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Crutters

combined definition of butters and crusty. meaning ugly, really dry and unhygienic all at the same time.

a boy called farshad walks into a class room and this boy hasn't washed for a long time and he's ugly.
a girl called becky shouts out "errrrrr your bare crutters"

by RoastingYute November 23, 2014

Cuntservative

A woman that supports an extremely conservative viewpoint. They are usually hypocrites, as their status as authors and independently wealthy women would be impossible were it not for liberals throughout history.

Ann Coulter is a cuntservative.

by Scott T Schmidt April 20, 2008

craftster

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005

crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007