Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.

by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009