Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004

Crumpled

Fucked her pussy

I crumpled this bitch last night bro

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

Crumptery

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.

"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"

by toothbrushed September 4, 2023

Chrumpted

You just got chrumpted.

Allen "Bro, you just got chrumpted fr fr"
Freddie Fazbear "I hate women"

by Chrumptis January 14, 2024