Crumbletion

The action of licking the crumbs off your fingers after you eat a bag of chips.

Jack: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."

Jack: "Gross."

Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."

by RadioactiveFlamez June 23, 2013

crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone

Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.

by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019

Crumbleton

Someone. You don't really know who they are, they just showed up to your party/discord server without an invite. Nobody really wants them to leave either so they just silently exist, watching everything.

"Who the hell is Tatakaii?"
"What a Crumbleton indeed"

by CorgiAhn May 16, 2023

TP crumblies

TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of toilet paper whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their unfortunate male counterparts to find during conolingus.

I went down on Jackie last night, and there were TP crumblies all over the place.

by Noah Balboa September 4, 2015

Christian Cramblit

gay

Christian Cramblit is gay

by Roblox player October 29, 2019

Humble crumbling

That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard

I had a humble crumbling in my heart when I saw those of kids feeding the tiny cat.

by meowmouse February 11, 2020

the crumbling man

he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.

the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,

in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.

by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023