electronic cruelty

An act inflicted on a piece of electronics with callous indifference to the mental or physical harm which the electronics would feel if they were in fact animate.

Jack watched with anguish as the office projector bulb was repeatedly switched on then off again in quick succession.

The poor thing couldn't withstand the horrible electronic cruelty and the filament caught fire, shining brightly before it's imminent death.

Some say that no filament will ever shine so bright as this one, destroyed in the prime of it's life.

by gdawz July 8, 2012

Crelly

An excessive amount of cool - super sync'd up.
Once a team has achieved Crelly there is no higher zenith.
Celebrity pairing of the names Craig and Kelly. (ie: Brangelina)

"Woah! - that dance sync was so Crelly."

"Crelly FTW!"

by Kim Cafferto March 7, 2019

Cruella Novella

Harsh correspondence between ex lovers that takes place in the immediate aftermath of a break up.

After she withdrew and chose not to discuss their problems anymore, he wrote her a 'Cruella Novella' exposing her every failure and berating every intimacy and vulnerability ever shared or experienced with him.

by rambler September 5, 2005

Cruella De Bitch

a total bitch or someone whos on a whole new level of bitchiness.

guy1: "Fuckin ho just pushed me down a flight of stairs for telling her she should let her hair down!!"

guy2: "What a Cruella De Bitch!!"

by nrg930 April 14, 2010

Cruella

Being Cruella'd is when your poor little e-heart gets ripped out of your e-chest. Usually it's some poor sap who takes the whole thing with just a touch of too much seriousness, and a female who is firmly grounded in reality but likes the attention.

"Jessye is going to Cruella Hollis this year".

by The PBB December 18, 2008

Cruella Deville

when a woman is performing fellatio on a man and before he ejaculates he pulls out and ejaculates on each side of her head and hair.. thus creating a cruella deville look alike.

damn this seafood is good... excuse me miss but i think it would look nice if you added some streaks to your attire... a cruella deville perhaps? hmm?

by Loren The Guy June 26, 2007

French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008