Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005

David Crowder*Band

1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.

Did you hear the new David Crowder*Band CD "Sunsets and Sushi"?

by hehe =) March 2, 2005

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005

Crowler

An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.

Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.

by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010

crowler

A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.

I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.

by timoteostewart June 25, 2017

Crowter

A genuine,reliable person who gives the impression that they worry a lot.
Never rely on this person to reach for high up objects.
Keep your distance when following whilst driving,especially at roundabouts.

Crowters have been known to fall off loft ladders whilst looking for their porn stash(sorry that should be TV aerial cable)in the attic,resulting in broken limbs.

by Slides65 February 7, 2010

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020