Definitions by Slides65

Crowter 

A genuine,reliable person who gives the impression that they worry a lot.
Never rely on this person to reach for high up objects.
Keep your distance when following whilst driving,especially at roundabouts.

Crowters have been known to fall off loft ladders whilst looking for their porn stash(sorry that should be TV aerial cable)in the attic,resulting in broken limbs.

Crowter by Slides65 February 7, 2010